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 Another Epic Scene! Its the kind of story you will only get watching a game of New Choice! and the kind of hilarity you will only get watching Drew Carey's Improv-a-ganza!

Time-Saving

Frankly speaking, i always look forward to do these time-saving tips, but lazyness always keep me away from doing it. LOL. Most important, u never save time if are lazy fat ass type of person.
I found this time saving tips from yahoo news. (i read it because it is my homepage, if not, harrraamm nak baca).

1. Defrost and Dash

Before you go to bed, mix up this energizing smoothie from Cheryl Forberg, R.D., author of Flavor First, for tomorrow's breakfast-to-go. Blend one cup of plain low-fat yogurt with half a cup each of frozen blueberries and blackberries, half a teaspoon of vanilla extract, and a pinch of ground cloves. Make extra and freeze it in individual portions for the rest of the week. Each night, move one smoothie into the fridge so it can defrost as you sleep, then grab it on your way out the door.

2. Reroute Your Commute

To shorten your commute time by 10 percent, avoid time-consuming left-hand turns on busy two-way streets by taking right turns instead. "Minimizing left-hand turns reduces time spent idling at stoplights. Doing this shaved 29 million miles off UPS routes last year," says UPS spokesperson Dan McMackin.

3. Take Five

Focus on something for 25 minutes without interruption, then take a five-minute breather before diving back in. It sounds counterintuitive, but a pause can actually help you move faster. Taking breaks improves mental agility and boosts your output, says productivity expert Francesco Cirillo.

4. Shop Smarter

Screw spending hours digging through sale racks and hit up shopittome.com. Personalize your profile with your size and favorite brands (there are more than 700 options—everything from Levi's to Louboutins) and let the site do the legwork. It scours more than 200 retail sites and delivers a daily or weekly e-mail alerting you to steals in your size.

5. Use the OHIO Method

OHIO stands for "Only Handle It Once"—and it's the best way to tackle e-mails and voicemails. "Decide immediately what to do with each message the first time you look at it, so you won't waste time going back to it later," says organization expert Peter Walsh, star of Enough Already! With Peter Walsh. That means trashing junk mail, taking care of any two-minute tasks right away, and adding the more time-consuming items to your to-do list or delegating them to someone else.

6. Manage Drive-bys

Keeping a spare chair and candy dish at your desk invites visitors to linger. Ditch the treats and pile your chair with paperwork when you really need to buckle down, says Jana Kemp, author of No! How One Simple Word Can Transform Your Life.

7. Burn More Fat in Less Time

Eight to 12 minutes of intense intervals can burn as many calories as 25 to 30 minutes of constant moderate-exertion exercise, says Jonathan Ross, American Council on Exercise personal trainer of the year and author of Abs Revealed. Pick your favorite cardio machine and do one minute at a high intensity (at least a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being all-out effort) followed by rest or a very low intensity (2 or 3 on the same scale) for one minute.

8. Move the Clock

Waking up a mere 15 minutes earlier pads your morning with precious time to leisurely drink your coffee as you open mail or pick out what to wear. To keep from hitting the snooze button, put your clock in the bathroom, says Kyle Pott, cofounder of Bowtie Hype, a personal productivity and goal-setting consultancy. You'll have to get out of bed to turn off the alarm, and hey, the shower's right there. Hop in!

i had no choice.

 atlast, aku jumpa jugak show ni. hahaha.
this show really really made my day.!!

Artwork

When I was in high school I was pretty bored on the most of the lessons I had to attend, especially maths and physics. So, I used to scrible different objects in my notebook and at the end of the year my notebook looked like true piece of artwork. However that wasn’t very helpful when I had to pass the exams. Update: Those outstanding drawings belongs to Andrea Joseph.

It seems that lot of students have such hobbies, to draw anything while they’re bored during the lessons. Drawing is some kind of expressing your feelings and boring lessons are true opportunity to get inspired to draw something unique. Here you can see some of the most amazing pencil drawings took from unknown students’ notebooks.

Via Andrea Joseph’s Sketchblog.

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Rare stuff

"you are not your job.

you are not how much you have in the bank.

you are not the contents of your wallet.

you are not your khakis.

the things you own end up owning you."

i just bought this FIGHT CLUB dvd pack which is really hard to find. 

because it was released in 1998. (if not mistaken)

and i got it for 800yen!! = RM22+-

 

and before that i bought this OCEAN'S 11,12 13 dvd set pack which i think the cover is really cool.

cool eh? cool la...but this time im not lucky because the price was 2000yen+- = RM 80+-.

you do the math la.

You tell me.

5 days after released, this song already reached 11million views and still counting rapidly.

You tell me why.

Akon's best so far. Hm.You not really must had sex before listen to this. LOL.

Saya Sangat Tak Ok.

Jijik. Geram. Malu.

Nama je Islam,tapi,pegangan entah ke mana. Walaupun aku tak alim mana,tapi kalau asas tu ada,tak lari dari jalan yang lurus,right?

Macam macam yang aku fikir bila tengok video 'si az*** ******,saya gay,saya okay' tu.

Dia tak ingat ke yang kita ni kat Malaysia. Kalau mana mana pun, tetap salah sebab si gay tu orang ISLAM.

aku nak minta maaf sebelum aku cakap banyak banyak lagi. Tapi sebagai orang Islam,dan sebagai lelaki, bila tengok video tu,haish.....

Dah la tunggang terbalik hukum alam, si gay tu rasa dia lagi dekat dengan diri dia bila mengaku dia gay. What the?????

Sebab apa dia berani mengaku? Kemungkinan ada orang yang 'tinggi tinggi' bela,jaga dorang ni.

Jujur la cakap, aku tak nak Malaysia ni nanti dipegang, dijaga oleh golongan tunggang tebalik hukum alam ni.

Golongan ini la nanti yang jadi nila dalam susu.

Malu mak ayah kalau tau anak yang dibesarkan ini jadi gay akhirnya.

Macam yang ditulis kat description video tu, di beberapa negara lain pun mereka dibuli,diejek,dibuang keluarga. Memang logik la, dah nama pun orang Islam,mula mula mesti la kena buang keluarga, bikin malu nama ja.

Tuhan dah jadikan manusia berpasangan,tapi bukan sesama jenis!

90 Second Alphabet (J)

Drew : Just you wait and see my friend Colina

Ryan : Kevin,whos this?

Colin : Lola. You can call me Lola. Though i've know by many names.

R : Man,you are one fine looking woman.

D : No doubt bout it. let me tell you.

R : Owhh. Shes a hottie.

D : Please have a seat.

C : Quite.

R : Right. I should offer you a drink i guess.

D : Scotch for me.

C : Two for me please.

R : Usually i dont drink but i think i ll have a little something right now.

D : Vodka is great.

R : Wow. this is strong. (drinking)

C : X-files. We're missing x-files. (switching on the tv)

R : You like x-files too??

D : Zowwwie. I dont know you like x-files.

C : Alabama where i'm from,is the largest population of x-files's lovers.

R : But, somebody said once three is crowd. (reffering to drew)

D : Cow!! i heard my cow. i should get going.

C : DUMB ass isnt he?

R : Everytime he brings a girl over he does the same.

C : Fine. We should get to business.

R : Good.

C : Hi.

R : I cant remeber my name, im so nervous.

-Whose line is it anyway-

Breaking news.

Tengah sedap menbrowsing eminem's song....the breaking news...just baca je. yng 2nd tu.

HAH padan muka

Gatal sangat nak spray  tu. Dah benda tu guna untuk spray/cuci keyboard,kau pegi spray tangan. Nasib baik tak frost bite mati urat semua.

Tapi bagus la atleast lepas ni kau tak suka suka spray merata.

HFC-152a ;  1,1-Difluoroethane is a organofluorine compound with the chemical formula C₂H₄F₂. This colorless gas is used as a refrigerant. This gas/liquid evaporates very quickly at standard temperature and pressure, chilling anything in contact with it. This process can produce very cold temperatures, easily sufficient to cause frostbite. Similar cans with dip tubes are marketed as "freeze spray," and will expel liquid when held right side up. (wikipedia)

Best Places You've Never Heard Of I

Playa Koralia, a laid-back resort named after the beach on which it's set on Colombia's Caribbean coast. (Ondina Rosch/Courtesy Playa Koralia)

Kali Kedua

Down down down.

Kali kedua aku gagal ke tournament. First Gifu, 2nd Nagaoka. sorry rakan rakan. Good luck team kosen.

Gara gara presentation dan universiti punya hal, aku tak dapat mencari masa.

All the best kosen football team.

Is 'tired' really a two syllable word,sir?

Please watch this.

A must watch game show.

And then, answer the queastion above. good luck!

OOOH POSTO POSTO!!

mana kau haaa?

kenapa surat aku tak sampai sampai lagi?

ini bukan perkhidmatan yang aku bayar kalau sampai sekarang pun tak sampai.

kalau sekali,takpa, ini dah masuk kali ke 3. siap express air mail lagi. 

aku dah call/report ( kena charge pulak tu)  kat posto jepun sini,dia cakap surat dah keluar dari jepun,meaning dah sampai malaya.

terbukti tanpa rasa segan silu dan konfidennya memang dah ada kat malaya,taktau la si posto ni buat apa.

okeh. benda penting okeh. kalau tak,takkan aku nak hantar sampai 3 kali benda yang sama.

panassss. panasss.

Drew Carey's Green Show

Oh sangat kreatif. Sangat sangat kreatif. Improvisational comedy television siries yang disiarkan pada musim luruh 2004.

Dengan pelawak yang memang banyak idea idea menarik dan terbaik.

Brad Sherwood, Colin Mochrie, Jeff Davis, Greg Proop.

Tapi sayang tanpa Ryan Stiles not as regular performer. Tsk Tsk.

Yang menariknya, green screen tu mantap. Situasi lawak dianimasikan dengan props kartun bagai nak gila, efek bunyi, dan muzik.

Susah nak explain, tengok la sendiri kat youtube.

whose line is it anyway?

HAHAHA. whose line is it anyway(US) memang sangat paling terbaik!

aku kembali mencari youtube uploader, and luckily, ada jugak channel yang dah kumpul baik punya semua season.

kini malam malam aku diisi dengan aksi aksi Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles,Drew Carey. 

Dengan idea spontan, muka slamber, lawak tahap cipan, boleh layan tanpa jemu sampai 3jam non-stop. itu pon tepaksa berenti sat sebab takut sesak nafas gelak lebih.

good,great,superman,lois lane.

i can’t tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now it’s a steel knife in my windpipe
i can’t breathe but i still fight while i can fight
as long as the wrong feels right it’s like i’m in flight
high off of love 

drunk from my hate
it’s like i’m huffing paint and i love it the more i suffer, 

i suffocate
and right before i’m about to drown, she resuscitates me, 

she fucking hates me
and i love it, wait, where you goin’?
i’m leavin’ you, 

no you ain’t 

come back
we’re running right back, here we go again
so insane, cause when it’s going good its going great
i’m superman with the wind in his back, she’s Lois Lane
but when its bad its awful, i feel so ashamed 

i snap
whose that dude? 

i don’t even know his name
i laid hands on her
i never stoop so low again
i guess i don’t know my own strength

Paul's Prediction Bias

Shelagh Malham, of Bangor University, states that individuals of the species Octopus vulgaris can distinguish brightness, and are drawn to horizontal shapes. However, according to Janet Voight at the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago, there is no evidence that octopuses have colour vision.

Coincidentally, Spain flag has broader yellow than Germany flag, and Serbia flag is more vivid. Thats why Paul chose Spain and Serbia instead of Germany. 

No one knows. Maybe because people nowadays stupid than octopus?? LOL.

And please stop photoshopping paul with the other flag in FB.  

p/s: Wanna eat Takoyaki! yea, the one with little tiny octopus in it.

Paul not-so-Smith

Paul who? Paul is a common octopus used as an oracle to predict the results of German international football matches since Euro 2008.

Paul 2-year-old octopus oracle - was born in England but raised in Germany -- ironically, has predicted a German win over England in Sunday's World Cup game. And his predictions in South Africa 2010 are still 100%. 

Since the latest prediction, Germans are no longer praising their octopus, instead calling for Paul to be cooked and eaten. LOL

Many German fans were unhappy with Paul's decision to plump for Spain and fearing a backlash, Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luiz Rodriguez Zapatero has joked he will offer state protection to Paul.

Zapatero said: "I am concerned for the octopus ... I am thinking of sending him a protective team."

Plus, Spanish environment and fisheries minister Elena Espinosa added 

"On Monday, I shall be at the European Council of Ministers and I shall be asking for a [fishing] ban on Paul the octopus so the Germans do not eat him."

More to come about Paul's possible selection bias. Because of the flag? the box?